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bangarangblog:

a scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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carnivaloftherandom:

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rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

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kirbsuperb:

I’m not sure why, but it makes me so happy that they still hang out. 💝

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thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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h0odrich:

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